rating : light R
pairing : jalex, slight joncer
summery: dayuum dat dokotr is sexual~
author notes : manda is lube that is all
i new frum teh moment muh hand left his anus i wuz in lurve. alex had dat kind of effect on muh peen. alex had teh bestest hur it wuz tew colourz lyke mine. his lipz be kissable ya kno. i hurd him talkin in hiz sleep it wus somthin' about c00bz but idk. i hope hez not seeing any1 cuzz den muh peenz gunna feel bad D:. i walked into teh dokotor rum nd i saw muh bfflz jon + spencer mking out. i thought i waz gunna vomit cuz dey wuz kiss'n ova muh potatoez nd muh pototoez desver respectabler treatment i lefted teh rum cuz dat wuz grose. den i thought tew muhself mayb i shud go into alexz rum again. i lukd into his dur agen nd saw hin talking to jcock. i h8 jcock he iz teh worst pimp in teh town nd he beatz his hoz i hope dat alex inst a ho. i alwayz fall fer teh hoz.
jcock muh bfflz came tew see meh at teh hospital. i wuz vury suprised cuz he wuz on teh run from teh po-po. he told meh dat he wuz happi i wuz gettin bettah. i wantd tew tell him aboot jack but idk if he wud undastan ya kno. i sawd jack nd his gorguez face through teh dur. i told jcock dat i needed tew sleep nd dat he shud leev. afta jcock left jack came in tew check muh tempura agen ;]] dis tyme i wuz readii. jack walked into teh rum nd i jumped on him. we started kissing lyke wild mamamalz. den i straddled hym on teh bed nd we started teh thrusting. while we thrusted jack sed dat mayb we shud put on sum sexay muqic sew i put on muh fav sung get low by teh ying yang twinz. den i fund a niice bottle of choco lube by teh manda brand nd teh thrust conitued.
teh lil gkarth wuz going crazay. i almost cried cuz i wuz leevin 2morrow. dayyumm mayb jack cud cum ova muh crib.
alexs penis' pov
-brb in jackz anus-
Pairing: Jalex , Alex/ Caleb, vague alex/ kyle, and alex/jfarro
Summery:dey doktor wuz hot
I WISH I WASNT DYING CHAP 1
I awakened in a white room. The first thing i noticed was that my anus was hurting like a bitch. The second thing was that a hot guy with striped hair had his hand in my anus. I looked over at him and said if you put your hand in my anus one more time I'm get Bpepz. "Dun wrry i b ur dokotor jack " he sed "i b takin teh tempura". "wit ur handz?" i replied cumfused. "nah der is a tempura stik in dur but ur giant ass ated it. " "muh ass iz teh normal size it juss b growin ya kno". den dr. jack gaved meh a wtv luk i was vury mad. b4 i culd tell him how mad i wuz muh mother walked enn. "halo jack halo alex " i new muh motha waz stone as usal she got her drugz from a dealer in canada nameedd emilija , she cut a fool 4 callin hur emilija ,so dey called hur E. NE way muh stoned motha came in and sed "ohh u nd jack b a cute couple " . i grabbed his hand frum muh anus and hit her wit it. i wuznt gay mayb i had 1 gay time wit caleb but dat was almost a dai ago. see i hav a vury bad kind of cancer called fagagit57 which is cancer of teh fut . teh dokotrs sed i hav 67 years tew live, so i inited caleb ova tew teh huse fer sum drinkz. den we found sum lube and started thrusting. wile in teh heat of teh thrust a yung texazian gurl came out of teh coob nd yelled "i new u b cheatin' c00bz i new it". den she ate him nd left as she walked out teh door she yellled stay away frum muh garderner. :| idk wot dat meanz NE way im not gay. jack haz a nice firm buttox nd sexaul hur dough. Mayb imma hit it den quit it like i did wit jfarro & k00bz. den as jack walked out da rum he sed "imma see u nd ur anus tomarrow ". nd i new he ment it. tomarrow i new i waz gunna fuck dat jack . muh penis seemed tew undastan cuz it wuz going wild.oh wait da juss rian again.